C'est la vie:
Eug has a point I realised. Hahas. Supply-side policy does fit TSH. TEEHEE!
Was surfing around when I saw this hilarious thing. Hahas.
http://groups.google.com.sg/group/Atheism-vs-Christianity/browse_thread/thread/3fbd4514c01ef437?hl=en
Go view it man. I think mrs tan will faint IF she see it, but I believe she has the power to turn those racist freaks speechless and possibly have a sudden urge to commit suicide. LOL. If only I have half of mrs tan's ability man. Guess there's a reason why she's the boss during MI/GP.
Anyway, it's really interesting how shallow and ignorant human beings can get. I feel sad for them and myself too actually, since i still hold on strongly to my believe that I'm NOT a pontianak. The arguments (if it is even considered one) is damn hilarious. Funnier than the monty python argument clinic. Hahas. But I'm not gonna quote those on my blog, lest some overly-sensitive ministers decide to sue me for blasphemy. Seriously, I'm quite settled where I am, and so not gonna get myself into any form of trouble as yet.
But there again, it shows something about the Caucasians and their racism views. Ok, but perhaps I'm racist too, towards the caucasians. Whatever. It goes both ways actually.
Being an atheist with a firm stand, naturally, I'm quite offended by what he quoted tho I find it hilarious at the same time. So, I'll take this opportunity to strike back. Teehee.
Interestingly, that guy's nickname was oompah-loompah.
So, here's Mr Heah's joke of the week.
There was this politician who wanted to be voted into office, but nobody votes for him. So he went round the whole country to give speeches.
One day, he arrived at this countryside, with the villagers not speaking his language, so he got himself a translator and started his speech.
Halfway through, he realised that his crowd was very unresponsive and dead like zombies. So he decided to try giving them promise, to get them excited.
So he said, 'if everybody in this town vote for me, I'll guarantee everyone here have clean water to drink.'
To his surprise, the crowd suddenly became alive and got really excited and went 'OOMPAH LOOMPAH!'
So he became motivated to speak on and talked about all his future plans. Then, he decided to make another promise. He promised to provide electricity for the village.
The villagers then became even more excited than before and went 'OOMPAH LOOMPAH!'
This spurred the politician on and made another promise 'If everybody here votes for me, then I'll bring not only clean water, electricity, but I'll guarantee everyone a tv set.' And the scene became chaotic as the crowd went ' OOMPAH LOOMPAH!' WITH MORE STRENGTH AND VIGOR THAN EVER BEFORE.
That night, after his rallying ended, he told his translator that that was his best speech ever and the translator nodded.
Then suddenly, a herd of cows moved past in front of them, so they stopped and waited till the cows went past before continuing on their way.
When the cows finally cleared the path after 5 mins, the translator told the politician,
" Be careful, don't step on the oompah loompahs.'
There.
lu
10:35 AM
